THE GAFFER
wkm39Picks the drop. Blames everyone else for it.
Eight dads, one party chat, about two working headsets between them. PUBG now. GTA6 the second it drops.
Every squad needs roles. Ours were handed out based on who fell asleep first.
Picks the drop. Blames everyone else for it.
Level 3 helmet. Level 1 brain cell.
Pillages every house. Leaves all the doors open.
Honour. Discipline. Already has his own stream.
Hoovers up every bit of loot. Leaves you one bandage.
Still orbiting the map. Will land eventually.
Steal his kill and you will get burnt.
Needs a crate to see out the window. Hasn’t smiled since 2009.
Example videos for now. Once the channel's live, your real uploads go here.
Dads, mums, and anyone who's ever said "five more minutes" at 2am. Jump in the Discord and we'll squad up.